Top Funny & Inspirational Golf Quotes

GOLF DURING THE LOCKDOWN: Countdown until we can all golf again!

Here is a collection of golf quotes – some are inspirational and others are golf sayings that will hopefully bring a smile to your face during this non golf spring time. Hopefully we can all stick together and we will all be golfing again soon.   

“As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” – Ben Hogan
“The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan
“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” – Gerald R. Ford
“The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.” – Mickey Mantle
“To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.” – P.G. Wodehouse
“I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.” – Ewan McGregor
“Mistakes are part of the game. It’s how well you recover from them, that’s the mark of a great player.” – Alice Cooper
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” – Dean Martin
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” – Tiger Woods
“Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.” – Jim Murray
“I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: It’s called an eraser.” – Arnold Palmer
“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” – Bob Hope
“I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.” – George W. Bush
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.” – Dave Barry
“Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.” – P.G. Wodehouse
“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” – G.K. Chesterton
“Stay true to yourself and listen to your inner voice. It will lead you to your dream.” – James Ross
“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.” – Hank Aaron
"There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls." Lee Trevino
“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 50 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play.” – Gary Player
“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.” – Jack Benny

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